Recap:
M Night Fired Frankie as producer and hired 2 ex convicts to take his place. Griff and T-Bone stole a lot of money from the production budget, which is one of the many reasons why the movie sucked. T-Bone double crossed Griff and killed him.
Someone killed Megan Fox (who was cast as Toph) in her trailer.
Someone shot M Night in an assassination attempt.
Someone stole M NIght's usb drive with the ILM effects on it. He later found it.
Jesse McCarteny admitted to leaking parts of the Last Airbender script.And Now, here are all the answers to the first part of the M Night blogs:
"I found out who shot me. Remember? It was like 2 months ago, and it really hurt.
I am currently updating this blog on behalf of M Night Shymalan, who is currently in the hospital due to 4 bullet wounds in his chest.
On a side note, I have noticed a recent increase in the amount of double posting on this blog. As a moderator, I feel this is very disrespectful to other readers. Warnings will be given to forum members who do not wish to oblige.
Moderator Frank Marshall
Well, I've finally uncovered the truth to why megan fox died, the appearance of Griff and T Bone, and most importantly, the assasination attempt on me.
It all started with Nichola......
Nichola had apparently been sexually abused by Dev for the first few months of rehearsals. Shocking, right? Who coulda guessed?
Dev is such a smooth operator, but there's nothing going on between the two. They've been spending a lot of time with each other lately, though. Dev always offers to organize the broom closet, and he asks me if Nichola can help him sort all the different cleaners. Dev loves to help, and he especially likes doing that job. Nichola never wants to go help him do it, but I tell her to stop being selfish and to go earn her keep.
The only problem I have with Dev is his ideas on nudity. I've caught him naked in there a couple times, but I just assumed that that's how they did things in India. Culture shock, ya know?
She was in love with him because he was the only good thing in her life. Dev was a rich and powerful actor, and he comforted her about her dead mother.
Nichola's mentally unstable, and Noah's just a pain in the @$$. He picks on her every chance he gets, when she's not bawling about her dead mom or whatever.
I asked Nichola if she might have sold her script. She said "money could never bring my parents back to life" and then she put the bedsheets back ...
He was planning to ADOPT HER. She had never had a real home or anything, and she didn't want to go back to the orphanage or military school. So she accepted. Dev said that he had a plan to get them both a lot of money so she could live with him.
Dev began to tell her about his plots to kill me and become director. He set me up so that I”d meet Griff and T Bone who, despite being such nice fellows, were also assasins. The plan didn’t work though, because T Bone killed Griff (the one who looks cool in hats) and ran off with Dev’s money before the misson was complete.
See, Griff and T-Bone aren't very good producers. They're very kind people, but they have trouble staying on task. Griff keeps offering to go to the bank for me, and T-Bone is so eager to baby sit my kids that he can't focus during production meetings.
T Bone was so eager to babysit my kids because he needed information from them, and he knew they didn't love me. He needed to know what else he could steal before he road off with Dev's money. The girls told him about my most prized possesion: the golden statue of myself in my room. And then they told him about the ILM flash drive.
However, I'd notice if it went missing for too long, so T Bone and my daughters made a deal. They'd help him steal the drive if they could stay up until 12.
I lost the flash drive that had ILM's cgi effects on it! I've checked my jean's pockets and it's not there!
If anyone in Pennsylvania finds a purple 2 gb Kodak Handy-Drive with "ILM Stuff" written on the back in baldpoint, please contact me!!!!!
When Griff and T Bone fled, Griff found out about the drive. They got into a fight, T Bone killed Griff, and then he fled.
T Bone made a copy of my purple flash drive, then sent it back to the girls. They hid it somewhere later to make me think I had lost it.
I found my flash drive! It was in between the seat cushions in the couch . It's really strange, because lost things are never where you expect them to be. I look all over the house for the thing and it doesn't turn up, and just when I'm about to give up and watch some tv, it pops up . It's the darndest thing.
T Bone sold the flash drive for millions. It had all the state of the art effects from the movie, even a couple completed scenes. That's how Jessie got a hold of the scenes he leaked, because he bought them from T Bone
Someone leaked 2 scenes from my script! Not that it's real.......it's not. But if it was, I'd be really mad!
Anyway, back to Nichola and Dev.
Nichola was starting to feel guilty about all the destruction Dev was causing. However, she wanted to stay with him and finally have a family, so she tried not to care. That is, until she got the news:
Today we got a call from the orphanage. Nichola just found out that she actually wasn't an orphan. She was just a mistake.
Her newfound giddy excitement is contagious
Dev had told her that her mom was dead, not alive and a whore. He had lied to her so she would live with him as a sex toy. She was happy her mom was alive but extremely guilty about the damage Dev caused.
Meanwhile, Dev caught up to T Bone for betraying him. He asked who helped him steal the drive. T Bone told him that my girls had been involved. Then Dev shot T Bone in the face or something.
Must have been awesome.With Nichola not cooperating, Dev decided to hire my daughters to work from the inside. He said that if they helped kill me, he'd use his influence as the only good actor to get them both roles as Toph Befong. They agreed and began plotting together.
But there was a bump in the road- Megan Fox was cast as Toph. Dev knew he needed my girls to give him more information, so he killed Megan Fox in her trailer
I OPENED MEGAN'S TRAILER AND HER LIMP BODY FELL ONTO THE PAVEMENT BECAUSE SHES DEAD!
SOMEONE RAPED MEGAN FOX AND NOW SHE'S DEAD!
They were very close to starting their plan. The girls and Dev tried convincing Nichola to help them, but she refused.
Dev showed up for work today. I asked where he was yesterday, and he said he was out playing ski ball. "It was great, I was trying to get Nichola to tag along, but she has something against your kids or something."
Nichola and my girls had met when I sent them away last summer.
And thank god for military schools!
Nichola used to stay year round after leaving the orphanage. They were best friends, but Nichola still refused to take part in my murder. She tried to warn them to get away from Dev, but they didn't listen to her.
The girls told Dev my morning routine. He shot me 4 times with a sniper rifle while I was heading to starbucks.
So how did I find all this out? My daughter didn't log out of facebook.
They are so grounded ."
