The Blog of M Night Shymalan: TO ALL MY FANS:YOU'RE WELCOME

[VictorZamora]

That third movie's probably gonna be banned from every soccer and karate mom's house.

[Mai Kunrong]

Careful. That much smoking chemistry might set the film on fire.

[Metalbender92]

Someone leaked 2 scenes from my script! Not that it's real.......it's not. But if it was, I'd be really mad!

Ok, it is.

I'm going to find out who leaked it if it's the last thing I do!

[Metalbender92]

I made a list of people who probably leaked my script:

Jackson, because I made him cry and now he hates me
Nichola, because I told her a clever limerick I made about her being an orphan girl
Deedee, because I openly proclaim she's a racist bitch so people will stop tweeting me
Noah, because he's a hell baby.

Or maybe it's someone else. The only one I know didn't do it is Dev, cuz he's just cool like that. He's giving my daughters roller blading lessons for free, can you believe it? I guess everyone raised in India's that friendly.

So, who did it?

[T-BoneKilla!]

My god Night...I can't take it anymore! How stupid are you. I DID IT..me and Griff did everything...gosh! BTW I had nothing to do with his disappearance

[Metalbender92]

T-bone! You monster! Or are you a fake ?! Either way you are a dead man!

I am sure you did not leak my document. You are just trying to cover up for another "crime brother"! Only the cast and employees in the casting department have been given a script. Frankie doesn't even have one! (Because I don't want to scare him with how much more effects money we need).

I shall interrogate the suspects today, and I shall find my culprit!

[VictorZamora]

Good luck, Mr. Shyamalan.

ps.
Your wife is quite the looker.

[Metalbender92]

Eh, I've seen better.

[Metalbender92]

Okay, so I interrogated the actors today. Here's how it went:

I asked Noah if he might have accidentally misplaced his script. He then tore off my shirt, vomited on his hands, then rubbed it all over my nipples.

I asked Nichola if she might have sold her script. She said "money could never bring my parents back to life" and then she put the bedsheets back over her head.

I was going to ask Dev, but instead I just high-fived him in the staff lounge.

I asked Jackson if I had offended him so much that he had shared his script with the press, and he giggled "No, but I know who you did offend..."

I shouted "Jackson, you tell me who leaked that script or you're off this movie!", and he said "You wouldn't dare because I'm beautiful."

I can't figure it out, who could it be?!

[VictorZamora]

Guess who I voted for?
High five!