+2 balance, move middle, water whip B:3, [D:4-2=2 B:3]
Because my incredibleness is unparalleled, I don't need to say any flimsy one-liner to appease anyone. I simply stare into the grungy earth bender's vile, mud-crusted eyes, and I know her dirty, corrupt soul will cease to exist once I win (because I'm awesome). I steady my stance in the left row, which makes my balance all better than your's ya noob. Then I move into the middle row, because I'm a water bender and I'm better than you, and extend one of my sexily toned arms towards you sending a whip of sharp ass water your way. You don't dodge because you're lame and a tank! So it hits you and hurts your mad little butt. I enjoy the sound of it slapping against your butt cheeks. It pleases me immensely. Mmm. You just got your butt played like a bongo. You mad, dirt fiend?