Welcome to Kool Land!-AND KOOL LAND ONLY!

[trailerman]

Trailerman, is confused. How could an intruder offend trailerman so much. Trailerman is aborigen here, he and his tribe is highly offended. There's only one way - war !

[CancerianFireLordess]

WAR?
You don't even have a decent army!
We have the ROB-ots, the JACK-O-TRONS, AND THE AUTOBOTS.
THAT'S RIGHT.
AUTO EFFING BOTS.

...
Don't test the Regime!
I piteh da fool who tries some jank ass move like dat!

[trailerman]

You can't compete with me. I have hundreds of warships under my command. And you, you're just a banished prince. No home, no allies, your own admin doesn't even want you.

[Chromatik]

How does a mere citizen declare war on THE REGIME!
This does not sit well with Co-Commander.
Jackie, we must discuss this in privet with jacktrons and ROB-ots

[Sejame]

WHAT HAVE YOU GUYS DONE TO KOOL LAND1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111234

OH EM GEE

You killed my family? You slaughtered my dog and my dogs pups? Why oh why would you do this.
I feed you grapes and you feed me death to all those I cared about!

I admit, planning a cruise long before was a very very smart move and it got you ahead. The only possible thing that could save us now is if someone flew on the Boeing 787 wearing a gold medallion, parachuted off onto a cruiseship two weeks before you took your journey.

It may not seem possible but I know 'The One Point Five" exists out there and they will show themselves one of these days!!

[potato bender]

*Raises hand* I'll lead secret police, death is kinda my thing. And yes, I got the tattoo awhile ago, you don't have to worry. I WILL CRUSH THE PUNY ARMIES OF ANY TRAILERMAN THAT COMES BEFORE ME!(Schwarzenager accent intended)

[Sejame]

You're not understanding Tatertot! They don't need a secret police. They OWN Koolsville.

Let me quote for you:

We have the ROB-ots, the JACK-O-TRONS, AND THE AUTOBOTS.
THAT'S RIGHT.
AUTO EFFING BOTS.

Even Katara's lost hope.

Trailermans leading a suicide mission into the heart of Kool capital but the real question is... where is KOOL!?!
He vanished after a few posts, I dread to think what they did with him.

[trailerman]

Then, you can count yourself doomed.
*Shows at the hills, from which suddenly appear millions of aborigens armored*
-which are quite angry by the way. Leave this land, and only a few will die.

[Sejame]

=Stares in disbelief=

Aborigines? Wouldn't that be a million Kool clones?

BlackTornado, Blackpack, Blackhurricane, Blackninja, Iceberry, Icebanana, Icepanther, Icesausage, Blackferret, Icenasalpassage, Blackeyedpea,... *drones on through a nine hundred and ninety nine thousand and ninety-eight names* ... Slickflame and Whiteoppressor.

The whole gangs there.

My only worry trailerman is that all of them are the same guy!

[trailerman]

Well actually, under the make up my aborigens are the same too actually. Parlay ? Or Battle ?