Welcome to Kool Land!-AND KOOL LAND ONLY!

[idrumz]

I arrive in Kool Land, takes a quick look, and jumps in the sea to swim for my life.

[Chromatik]

Bad move idrumz!
Sharks with pictures of my face glued to their face grab idrumz by the ankles and swim her to my palace.
"Mmmmm Yes, good job sharks" I announce as i stroke my beard.
"For escaping. YOU SHALL ROT IN JAIL WITH KOOL AND TM"!

[CancerianFireLordess]

Ah yes, good work Lord Smackerbottom.
The Sharks being on our side is most definitely a good thing.

JACK-O-TRONS, GO TO EVERY ZOO AND KILL TRAITORS.
...
WHAT?
YES! EVEN THE BUNNIES!

Rob we must also discuss costume issues. Hitler did look snazzy afterall.
I'm thinking awesome pirate captain garbs...

[NightBender]

I know my power is weaker than thous, but I say a mix between pirate garb and a ninja uniform.

[CancerianFireLordess]

Hm...
-strokes evil mustache-

Only if Kool makes the clothing...by hand.


NEW RULE:

ALL CLOTHING MUST BE MADE BY HAND.
MACHINES ARE FOR IMPORTANT PEOPLE.
WE TAKE YOUR MACHINES.

[MelodiousNocturne]

I do not need to take a horrid cruise to Kool Land. Why you ask? Because I am Morgana, ruler of teh 1337 kool seas.
I hereby assume the authority of the sharks of teh 1337 kool seas and command of Kool Land 'tourism'.
I welcome you all. I hope that you had a nice cruise. 'Specially idrumz.

[Sejame]

"It is true what many of you have heard."

wooooo

"WHAT CAN WE EXPECT AT THIS ORGY!!"

"MAAAACCCHIIINEEEESSS!!"

[CancerianFireLordess]

CORRECTION:

THE BUNNIES BEGGED FOR MERCY AND IN RETURN WE LET THEM LIVE...WITH THE DUTIFUL HELP OF OUR MIND-CONTROLLING ROB-OTS WE HAVE MADE THEM OUR SLAVES.



LONG LIVE THE REGIME.

[Sejame]

=Runs in terrified circles=

[Glitch]

Hm...
-strokes evil mustache-

Only if Kool makes the clothing...by hand.


NEW RULE:

ALL CLOTHING MUST BE MADE BY HAND.
MACHINES ARE FOR IMPORTANT PEOPLE.
WE TAKE YOUR MACHINES.

If Kool Land is supposed to be heaven, I don't wear clothes.