The Blog of M Night Shymalan: TO ALL MY FANS:YOU'RE WELCOME

[Metalbender92]

Up top VZ! Woooh!

[Metalbender92]

I got this in my inbox today:

i'm sorry i leaked ur script. i got mad becuz of what you said about me being stupid in that interview, but i probly misinderstud so its cool . my best bro jackson wanted me to tell you becuz he said you wer putting alot of heat on him. dont do that man!

PS: (i stil wanted to be a nija in ur movie. did you fire me idk??? )

Also i wrot this on my ifone, so btw

Bye from Jessie

[Mai Kunrong]

It was Jesse? I KNEW IT!

WHAT A TWEEST!

[Metalbender92]

The biggest twist is that I just figured out I've been spelling his name wrong the whole time :p

[Metalbender92]

Filming's going great, nearly done! It's nice not to have to worry about anymore casting issues.

(Hold on,MODS, I'm going to finish my post in a minute. Just need to find Noah. He was hanging around my laptop a minute ago so I told him to piss off...........BRB! )

HELLO I AM M NIGHT POOPALAN!!!!!!!!DOOOYDOOOYDOOY! poOOPPOOOOOPPOOOPPOOOOOOPOOOOOOOOOOOOPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPOOOOOOOOOOOPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPOOOOOOPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

AND ALSO URIN

URIN URIN POOP POOP

I SUK DONKY FARTZ

MY PAYPAL NUMBR IS 35507 BICHIS

[VictorZamora]

Noah? Is this you?

[Metalbender92]

pOOPFUK!
POOPFUK!
POOPFUK!

lOLZ ITS ME NOAH

[Mai Kunrong]

*looks to the left*

*looks to the right*

Psst! Noah! I live like thirty minutes from Carrolton. Any messages you want to send back home before M. Night takes back his computer?

[Metalbender92]

TELL THEM THAT HE MAKES ME TO DO THINGS I DONT WANT TO DO AND I THINK HES A PERVERT THAT WANTS TO SEX ME PROBLY

[Metalbender92]

I CAN TELL YOU ANITHING YO U WNT TO NO AABOUT THE MVIE BCUZ I HATE THAT GUY