The Blog of M Night Shymalan: TO ALL MY FANS:YOU'RE WELCOME

[Metalbender92]

Well it looks like Noah has been selling the password to my LAF account to the other actors. I told him to cut it out, but he's already passed it around a few times. Nightbender said that the only way to stop the kids from accessing my blog was to get a new account and start fresh, which I'm totally not doing. So if it sounds like I'm saying something weird, IT'S NOT ME!!!! I'M THE COOL GUY!

[shifu-yantao]

*looks around*
Dude, trailerman's not here.

oh sorry i meant metalbender i just was thinking about trailerman....for some strange reason



hey! thats not fair! how can the user pick yes or no if the poll's answers are yes and yes?!!!?! i won't agree to this poll so my answer is No. metalbender your FREAKING crazy calm down!! don't become like azula!!! anger is like fire if you can't control it than you will get burn and it will scar you for life! DON'T LET INSANITY WIN METALBENDEEER!!!! plz

[baaSHEEPbaa]

My friend is going to cry when I tell her what Noah typed. (she had a big crush on him) She doesn't like ATLA but she did like Noah. I don't know people get crushes for weird reasons. Like I had a crush on... You guys never read anything!!!! I could have deleted it but I'm lazy!

[trailerman]

Is noah a scumbag ?
3 vs. 3 votes

[absinthe_spoons]

baa, you know this is fiction, right?

[shifu-yantao]

stop hating on noah just because he is in a movie and don't provoke METALBENDER cause than he will continue on and on about noah did this and noah did that.

[trailerman]

trailerman..you just made my HEAD HURT!!!!!

...You know that ball cancer causes phantom illusions ?

[Metalbender92]

Excuse ME! I have a right to pick on the little twit, he's in my movie! If Deedee hadn't hired him he'd still be in Texas, working the curb!

[trailerman]

Hey Night ! How's dev and nicola ? any pedo-zuatara rising ?

[Metalbender92]

Dev is such a smooth operator, but there's nothing going on between the two. They've been spending a lot of time with each other lately, though. Dev always offers to organize the broom closet, and he asks me if Nichola can help him sort all the different cleaners. Dev loves to help, and he especially likes doing that job. Nichola never wants to go help him do it, but I tell her to stop being selfish and to go earn her keep.

The only problem I have with Dev is his ideas on nudity. I've caught him naked in there a couple times, but I just assumed that that's how they did things in India. Culture shock, ya know?