Welcome to Kool Land!-AND KOOL LAND ONLY!

[CancerianFireLordess]

-strokes exagerated long evil moustache-
Yeesssss.
Perfect!
Now we need a poster!
Something that says EVIL.
Something that reeks of CORRUPTION.
Something that will MAKE EVERYONE'S DOBERMAN CRY.

Will you be on that stat? I'll look after the city.
Boss made another video by the way and broadcasted it on the news stations The only word I could make out was "Hockey Pads" and then he flew into the night with an epic theme music and a spotlight with a bat in the sky.
...

I was thinking, we need our own SS or Gestapo. Want me to assign our secret service to turn in traitors to the regime?

[Chromatik]

Ingenious!
We shall call them, ROB-ots who were daft punk helmets that shoot laser beams at guidos, and JackoTrons who ride over poor children with light bikes.
-p.s Jackotron is not a sex machine.

[CancerianFireLordess]

ROB-ots are the females and Jack-O-Trons are the males.
Alright.
LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.

RECRUITMENT! - ...
Psst Rob...we kind of need an awesome slogan in order to recruit people, even if we are going to force them into it by killing their families.

"Rock'Em Sock'em Regime! ...DIE!"

No no, we haven't gone to phase G yet, once that comes, we'll whip out that one like the Jack-O-Tron. ...Meaning that we'll use the Jack-O-Tron Men for Phase G.

We're still on Phase A. Think broad Jackie. Brooaadd. Broad and vague!

"Rock'Em Sock'Em Regime! ... You will not regret this! (Caaauuuse you'll be dead before you get to.)"

DONE.

[Caseydylla]

LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.

TO DEFEAT..THE HUNS!
-coughmulanreferencecough-
Uhm..Yeah I went on a cruise blahblahblah and I threw up a couple times. Now I'm at Kool Land, and it's completely different from what I heard it used to be.

Now Ima go throw up some more because apparently I'm forced to watch Flavor of Love (and Pimp My Ride).

[Chromatik]

Good casey, you seem to be taking directions well.
Whenever you get dat lower back tattoo just hit up mah boost mobile phone.
And dont forget to pray to me and jackie 5 times a day

[Caseydylla]

Good casey, you seem to be taking directions well.
Whenever you get dat lower back tattoo just hit up mah boost mobile phone.
And dont forget to pray to me and jackie 5 times a day

-Nods- Yeah okay will do.
CancerianFireLordess (Ooh full name legitness XD) shall I offer you some Farmville gifts?

[Uncle_Iroh]

3 6 5 smoke dat weed

I take credit for this.

[CancerianFireLordess]

Good casey, you seem to be taking directions well.
Whenever you get dat lower back tattoo just hit up mah boost mobile phone.
And dont forget to pray to me and jackie 5 times a day

-Nods- Yeah okay will do.
CancerianFireLordess (Ooh full name legitness XD) shall I offer you some Farmville gifts?

Not only shall you, you must.
I demand 50 Golden Chickens, 50 Green Cows, 50 Banana Trees, and just 1 Bull...just 1.
ONCE you have completed my wishes minion you may join the ROB-ots and vanquish the lesser forms of Kool Land THE REGIME!

[trailerman]

Discovers the presence of the intruders on my land. Throws rocks at Kool and the guys with him.

[Chromatik]

Discovers the presence of the intruders on my land. Throws rocks at Kool and the guys with him.

YOUR LAND.
PEASANT! You get back to the garage, and pimp my damn ride boy.
YA HURR???