Welcome to Kool Land!-AND KOOL LAND ONLY!

by **CancerianFireLordess** on Sat Dec 19, 2009 1:27 pm

As I've said previously, Kool is in the Royal Dungeons.
Boss, Ice Cobra, and Black Tornado are no where to be found but we have the Secret Police looking for them as we speak.

HEIL THE REGIME.

Thank you,
Lord Rob Smackerbottom and Lordess Jackie Huckabee.

by **Chromatik** on Sat Dec 19, 2009 1:28 pm

HOW DARE YOU BRING THEM CLOSE TO OUR PALACE!
They are so much darker than we want.
ROB-OTS! ASSEMBLE!
*Lasers blast a straight line under the hil cutting it in half and toppling all the aborigines down to the burning pit*
"MUAHAHAHAA" i scream as they fall screaming.
The Jackotron leader flies over to trailerman, puts laser handcuffs on him and sends him to super jail to the same cell as kool

by **Sejame** on Sat Dec 19, 2009 1:41 pm

and sends him to super jail to the same cell as kool

Oh the horror!

Well I'm just a little lost on my position, is it still the grape feeder?

by **NightBender** on Sat Dec 19, 2009 1:49 pm

-takes a look around-

hmmmmm

-takes a hit-
*coughs*

I think I am going to like this place.

by **CancerianFireLordess** on Sat Dec 19, 2009 2:00 pm

Teddy, you are now officially recruited as the Royal Adviser.
You may think you have a high title, and you might actually have one, but here's the thing...
You pull a Long Feng and you're dead.

Thanks for associating with THE REGIME.

Your first task is to recruit a Royal Jester. I need to laugh. If I laugh, we'll be able to find the other triplets because we'll hear their brains vibrating.

by **Glitch** on Sat Dec 19, 2009 2:06 pm

I am a narrator.

I narrate that all residents of Kool Land must inscribe the word "Chromatik" in cursive on their lower back permanently.

I narrate that all residents of Kool Land must submit to Potato's decree when he tells them to die.

I narrate that all residents of Kool Land must submit to Jackie as the sole authority of Kool Land and do whatever she says.

I narrate... blah blah blah, yeah yeah, whatever. DO WHATEVER THE FRIGGIN HECK YOU FEEL LIKE.

by **Sejame** on Sat Dec 19, 2009 3:04 pm

I narrate that Trailerman is now pregnant with Chromatiks illegitimate child.

Kool will deliver the baby while they are in the jail cell and they will name it Chromerman and it shall have the ability to summon the auto bots and ROB-ots and use them to fight the regime.

VIVA LA RESISTANCE!